MIL’s bridge on her teeth fell out. It was only a matter of time, she’s had a lifetime of shitty, if any, dentist care, and so this kind of thing happens all the time. I asked her if she can wait until she goes back to Ukraine to get it fixed, because she can get a high quality bridge put in for $400 there, as opposed to ten trillion dollars here. She said she can. So hooray! We saved 9,999,999,999,599 dollars.
Except we’re out $400 that I wasn’t expecting because somehow I’m never expecting it even though it always happens.